Surrie's Random Stuff
This blog is against 50 Shades of Grey and sees it for what it truly is: glorification of abuse on women and literal trash

blasianxbri:

niggawillyoushutthefuckup:

theculturedactivist:

Open your eyes.

New age Genocide 

reblogging again

addytionally:

PRECIOUS BABY

If you're still taking prompts, how about Shepard and Garrus celebrating an anniversary of your choice?

servantofclio:

This one was meant to be light and then took a couple of turns.

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Anniversary

“I don’t even want to go,” Shepard grumbled. “Or give the speech, or light the flame, or—”

“You did all that last year, for the first anniversary,” Garrus reminded her.

“That’s exactly my point.” Shepard flopped onto her back on the bed of their hotel suite dramatically. “I did all that last year. I gave the Victory Day speech, I passed out the flowers, I read out the dedication for the memorial, I lit the Flame of Remembrance, or whatever they’re calling it. Other people did things during the war, too, so why am I the big featured speaker again?”

“You did say you’d do it,” Garrus said cautiously.

Shepard groaned and put a pillow over her head. “I know I did.” Her voice emerged muffled. “Was I drunk at the time?”

“I don’t think so.” He took a seat on the edge of the bed. “I think you’d just come off that mission to Garvug, though, so I’m not sure you’d slept in thirty-six Earth hours.”

“Right. It probably seemed like a good idea then.” She tossed the pillow aside and stared up at the ceiling. “Victory Day is such a bad name, too.”

“Why is it a bad name?”

“It’s just—” She waved her hands. If she meant anything by the motion, Garrus couldn’t figure out what it was. “—I mean, Victory Day, like we’re all supposed to celebrate. It’s too— simple. It leaves too much out,” she finished.

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trinandtonic:

dontbearuiner:

lawebloca:

Friends

This is a very important post.

babies babying together

Dear Bioware

thecalamityjess:

The Dragon Age team still has me. Even pre-ordered the big ass inquisitor’s edition. 

Mass Effect Team Trust? You lost me at starchild. Earn it. 

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

sherlockocity:

Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

spicyshimmy:

i hope when the veil is torn open hawke is on a ship with isabela out at sea and they see it happening in the distance and hawke is like “you know, isabela, a hero would head straight toward the magnificent danger in an act of bold self-sacrifice to save the day no matter the cost”

and then they both laugh and laugh and laugh until they’re doubled over and crying and hawke is like “fenris WHEEZE set our course for as far away from that blasted nightmare as possible”

outofcontextdnd:

Ranger: I overkill it.

DM: By how much? What did you roll?

Ranger: I can fly 90 feet per round for five minutes. There are ten rounds in a minute and it’s dealt 1d6 points of damage for every ten feet dropped, so… 2097 damage.

DM: Subtract 70 for hardness.

Ranger: 2027 damage.

DM: You overkill it. 

mamalaz:

Avengers Actually Assembled

A world where film studio rights don’t exist and all of Marvel exists as one place.

god yes

syverce:

aroihkin:

antivanrogue:

also zevran’s thighs

zevran’s fucking thighs

just imagine them wrapped tight around you

imagine zevran sliding one thigh up between your legs with a smirk creasing his eyes

imagine your fingers tracing the skin of his thighs under his leather skirt, muscles flexing and breath hitching as your fingers go higher and higher

Ah, this was a familiar topic back in the day in the Zevthread on BSN.

image

They are awfully nice.

Someone has got to have the naked version of this still.

I had a link to the naked Zevran gif but I lost it!!!

lacigreen:

joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

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