Surrie's Random Stuff

shiraae:

i swear all garrus has to do is tilt his head a certain way and jesus i fucking melt into PUTTY

he goes from 

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to 

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and i can’t even deal

waywardbard:

geekinthebreeze:

4gifs:

Can’t keep meowt. [video]

Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door?  They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?!  This cat is hardcore.

my jerks are the saaaaaaaame way.

waywardbard:

geekinthebreeze:

4gifs:

Can’t keep meowt. [video]

Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door?  They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?!  This cat is hardcore.

my jerks are the saaaaaaaame way.

Andronikos Revel, Part II

thievinghippo:

dragons-bones reminded me that I was remiss in my pirate duty not mentioning the love letters you get when you complete the romance. 

HE WRITES AMAZING LOVE LETTERS EVERYONE.

Love Letter One

Don’t know if we’ll always be crewmates. I like it here, but things change. I get restless, you get bored, who knows?

That ever happens, give it a few years. Doesn’t matter how powerful you are, I’ll be back with a whole fleet.

We’re in each other’s orbits until the stars go cold.

That’s love, isn’t it?

Love Letter Two

It’s not like I never got something for a girl before. Necklaces, fancy dresses, ex-boyfriends in stun-cuffs.

With you, I feel like a hunting dog dragging prey to his master. Not sure if he’s done right, or if he’ll be laughed at.

You don’t like the gift, you got a choice. You tell me to my face, and I tell you how I got it. You’re not impressed, blasters and lightsabers come out. Sparks fly. We have a good time.

Or you don’t tell me, but I figure it out because I know you better than you want to think. And I try again.

However you want it, Sith.

Love Letter Three

I try not to think about the past anymore. It’s done, losse ends tied off. Probably better that way.

Then I realize how long I’ve been with this crew, and I start thinking anyway. Trying to figure how we ended up together.How I started sharing nights with a Sith Lord — and not just for kicks, either.

Scares me that I don’t have a clue. Guess I’m lucky, but you can’t trust luck.

What I can do is fight. You make me want to fight for you.

END LOVE LETTERS

Are you swooning yet?

And now for some replies and observations from the post.

sith-bitch replied to your post “Let’s Talk About Andronikos Revel”

I’m not finished with the SI storyline, but I already LOVE Andronikos. He’s just great. And he fits my sorc so well. (Also he tells her she’s beautiful and Nami loves that because she’s incredibly vain and sensitive about her DS corruption.)

He does call the Inquisitor beautiful several times. It’s never in a leering way and he makes it pretty clear that there are other factors why he likes her besides her beauty. 

coppermarigolds brought up an excellent point in her reblog: 

One little thing I’ve always loved is that right near the very end of the Sith Inquisitor’s storyline, during the cutscene of her epic final battle, you can briefly see Andronikos (or, well, whatever companion you’ve taken with you, but for me it’s always Andronikos) standing the background with his arms crossed over his chest, just watching. It’s a tiny little moment barely worth noticing, but it’s lodged itself into my headcanon (and I keep meaning to write fic about it…someday…), because to me it ties in with what Hippo says about about Andronikos’ respect for the Inquisitor’s power and automony. A lot of  dudes, seeing their girlfriend in a vicious battle with her arch-nemesis, would want to rush in and “save” her. But Andronikos doesn’t. He’s there in the background if she needs him, but he’s equally fine with just chilling and watching her handle it because she can. And he knows that, and isn’t threatened or emasculated by it.

I agree with this SO HARD. I adore that moment, when he’s basically like, ‘She’s got this.’

Go forth and try the Inquisitor and the pirate romance! Or  continue to flail on why it’s such a great moment.

Andronikos makes me squee so hard. I’ve only finished 2 of the romances(Female Inquisitor, Female Smuggler[Yeah, I know, Corso’s a little…creepy at times]), but so far, Andronikos is easily my favorite of the two.

enrychan:

DRAGON AGE: INQUISITION Official Gameplay Trailer – Multiplayer

literarydisneyprincess:

rabbittwalter:

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

gordon ramsey is one of my favorite people in the whole world ok

The only reason he gets so angry is because the people he’s yelling at claim to know what they are doing and are charging people accordingly. If you listen to why he’s actually angry more than half the time you’d realize you’d be furious too. This man is beyond patient and kind toward people in normal circumstances, but he is really serious about his profession and what should be demanded of it. He’s one of my favorite people too

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

dbvictoria:

Temporary tattoos could make electronic telepathy and telekinesis possible

Temporary electronic tattoos could soon help people fly drones with only thought and talk seemingly telepathically without speech over smartphones, researchers say. Electrical engineer Todd Coleman at the University of California at San Diego is devising noninvasive means of controlling machines via the mind, techniques virtually everyone might be able to use.

Commanding machines using the brain is no longer the stuff of science fiction. In recent years, brain implants have enabled people to control robotics using only their minds, raising the prospect that one day patients could overcome disabilities using bionic limbs or mechanical exoskeletons.

But brain implants are invasive technologies, probably of use only to people in medical need of them. Instead, Coleman and his team are developing wireless flexible electronics one can apply on the forehead just like temporary tattoos to read brain activity.

"We want something we can use in the coffee shop to have fun," Coleman says.

The devices are less than 100 microns thick, the average diameter of a human hair. They consist of circuitry embedded in a layer or rubbery polyester that allow them to stretch, bend and wrinkle. They are barely visible when placed on skin, making them easy to conceal from others.

The devices can detect electrical signals linked with brain waves, and incorporate solar cells for power and antennas that allow them to communicate wirelessly or receive energy. Other elements can be added as well, like thermal sensors to monitor skin temperature and light detectors to analyze blood oxygen levels.

Using the electronic tattoos, Coleman and his colleagues have found they can detect brain signals reflective of mental states, such as recognition of familiar images. One application they are now pursuing is monitoring premature babies to detect the onset of seizures that can lead to epilepsy or brain development problems. The devices are now being commercialized for use as consumer, digital health, medical device, and industrial and defense products by startup MC10 in Cambridge, Mass.

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vanconcastiel:

mychemgirl15:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

Fun fact: the reason that people threw tomatoes at bad actors in the medieval age was because tomatoes were thought to be poisonous to humans. They aimed for the mouths because they were trying to kill them

Well that’s a touch excessive

Well, they ARE a member of the Nightshade Family…..Along with Potatoes, Eggplants, and Bell/Chili Peppers.

vanconcastiel:

mychemgirl15:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

Fun fact: the reason that people threw tomatoes at bad actors in the medieval age was because tomatoes were thought to be poisonous to humans. They aimed for the mouths because they were trying to kill them

Well that’s a touch excessive

Well, they ARE a member of the Nightshade Family…..Along with Potatoes, Eggplants, and Bell/Chili Peppers.

bayvillesiren:

before you make a joke about bela sleeping with anyone and everyone let me introduce you to a thing called canon

  • Merrill: You’ve had many lovers, haven’t you?
  • Isabela: Fewer than some think.

amazing

i-want-to-fuck-the-ssv-normandy:

Whenever someone asks me what the worst part of Dragon Age is I just get war flashbacks of this:

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I’m claustrophobic, so I dislike the Deep Roads. But this? The Fade portion of the Circle quest? This can go fuck itself with a cactus.

nixieseal:

positivelycurious:

SHELDON IS FREAKIN ADORABLE AND I WANT TO ADOPT HIM.

SHELDON! AAAAAUGH

Tech Review’s annual science fiction issue, edited by Bruce Sterling, featuring William Gibson

wilwheaton:

rstevens:

mostlysignssomeportents:

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The summer annual features stories “inspired by the real-life breakthroughs covered in the pages of MIT Technology Review,” including “Petard,” my story about hacktivism; and “Death Cookie/Easy Ice,” an excerpt from William Gibson’s forthcoming (and stone brilliant) futuristic novel The Peripheral.

Read more…

I am so fucking on this.

Holy fuck I need this RIGHT NOW.

That art screams DUNE

lazykryptonian:

allybearlove:

peachberrylove:

souleeater:

babysbreathflower:

sharpedos:

Medusa and her blind boyfriend go out on their first date and he panics because he cant tell her she looks pretty so he says something really stupid like “I REALLY like snakes”

This is so fucking cute

this should be a young adult romance novel right now

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Had a sudden urge to draw this.

Omg i need more

oh my god

threedollarwine:

crystalmethalicious:

I don’t think people realise how hard it is to re-discover the person you were before depression or even try to remember your own personality

and if you’ve had depression since early childhood you don’t even know if you have your own personality

you didn’t have time to be a person before depression

and it’s scary having no idea who you are